Yes, I’m Really Allergic to Corn, Take #561
Random Party Guest: “Corn?!”
Me: “Yeah.”
RPG: “That’s a random thing to be allergic to.”
Me: “No more than anything else.”
RPG: “So, like, anything with corn?”
Me: “Yeah.”
RPG: “It’s in everything!”
Me: “Yeah.”
He thinks for a few moments, eyes darting around like the mouse in his head got trapped in a maze. And then he asks my favorite question. The one with such an obvious answer.
RPG: “What do you eat?!”
Me: “Everything else.”
